I can see her place from my deck. I watched as she got home from work thisevening.
I was surprised when she walked across thestreet, up my driveway andknocked on my door.
I rushed to open it, she looks at me andsays,
"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a goodtime, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"
She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen, really sucks!
and if that did not get me spanked, then this will