Some things are not as they appear at first glance

Your possible little smile for the day

 That was not a BOOB that you saw

 The woman above does NOT have an insanely hairy arm

 Above is NOT a photo of a woman grabbing her crotch

and above is not a woman carrying a man
However

the above  photo is of a woman seated on a chair holding a hair brush and looking ominously at you

your bottom is being bared

and, well, you can figure out what is now happening
bottoms up
red