LOLITA - Fifty shades of Grey -humor

Oh, the joys it could be, if one could be young and single again if only for a week!
(However, it would be wonderful to be young again, and single and just meeting Cindy for the first time)

Times have changed, but these photos shows that the young women of today have many ways to attract a man.

Note that no towel is on either side of her, so she is alone.  She looks absolutely gorgeous in her bikini!! I took this picture last January, so am posting it only now. I have blocked out her eyes in the second photo, so that she can not be identified.

but the key item : FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
 Look carefully beside her jean shorts, and you will see Fifty shades of Grey. The book is open part way through, and facing anyone walking by so that they see what she is reading, and the conversation could become very very interesting.

I took the photo from quite a distance, on a higher deck, using a zoom, when I thought I spied the book so PROMINENTLY displayed besides a gorgeous young woman.

Was she awake and just looking for someone to walk by.... We will never know...

fifty shades of grey humor

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later, the three get to the camp site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up,
firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Shit Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go ?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife
came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who ?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!  She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.  
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."  
"So, Here I am !"

have fun...
grow old but never grow up..
stay young at heart

turning on verification

I am happy that the spam feature of blogger is stopping many spam comments from spammers.

These spammer sites simply praise the blog they hit, and  end up asking the reader to visit their site.

These are starting to be four or five a day, and when I am away they really fill up an inbox.
 I am not certain how long it takes blogger to remove them, because I am seeing them appear in my inbox when I leave a comment on other blogs, and request follow-up comments.

Thus, people that leave a comment on my blog, may be getting this spam also.

Therefore, I am turning on comment verification to possibly slow or eliminate this spam..

Hope you do not  mind having to do verification, and keep leaving comments.

Now, if we could find these people, we could spank them. I will let some women friends spank the men,
and I will spank the women.
bottoms up
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enough said...

Erections: The reality of many F/M spanking relationships

We use spanking as discipline sometimes, but many times for sexual simulation and role play.
I like being able to be submissive, as this is definitely not my normal situation.

When we first started spankings, I would become erect immediately when informed  that I would be spanked.

Erections,, even when occurring for a discipline spanking, did not stop the spanking.

Now, many years later, this does not always occur, but usually still does...
When being spanked, the spankings are real, and the erection now fades away....
Cindy sometimes teases me about this before beginning the spanking, stating that it is a shame that your erection  is going to disappear.

 I assure her that it will rapidly return with a little affection.. and it always does...
so enjoy the fact that spanking your husband can lead to fabulous sex...

 and hope his erection remains throughout the spnaking

or can easily be revived

The fickle finger of fate

Pointing has always been impolite, but when the finger is being pointed at you,
or where you should position yourself
you know that the future is going to be very rosy

at least for your bottom

Laps Spanking

Today's posting is simply the last thing you see before being  over her knees...

but occasionally, you have an upclose view of the carpet

outdoor fun

Remember, any where any time,
so today, here are some outdoor spanking photos to stimulate your imagination.
You can always have the fun of the before 'the spanking' photo
 the during the spanking view

or after photo  of the look of a well spanked person holding their bottom.

so get outdoors this Fall and start spanking...


 always remember a great thought to live by...
Some people are very imaginative  when writing a caption;...
The imagery of a hair brush being used to brush hair (how unique is that), but the look on the face is smoking hot...

Happy Halloween

Wishing everyone on the East Coast and in Canada affected by Hurricane Sandy that you, your family, and all that you hold dear in life are safe.May the scariest thing be little trick or terreaters knocking at your door.

Too bad they do not have something as cute which has the man bending over asking to be spanked...However, they do have..

which has some nice Halloween cartoons
 and another

So, if I am not too lazy, I may just have to take a picture and adapt it with Paint to have a male orientated spanking saying...

Do have a Happy Halloween, and maybe you could attend a little spanking party...