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Something is wrong

Your morning smile
You should know something is wrong when you are so easily distracted...

This affliction can affect either sex
so try to have fun in life
Socially Unacceptable
    I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest "thing" she had ever laid her hands on.
I said, "You're pulling my leg."

Einstein was born March 14, 1879.
He would be nearly 134 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919.
At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well endowed".
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as...

Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty."