matriarche

 Matriarche was a fun tumblr that has unfortunately disappeared. I last saw it a year ago, and never got to post about it.

I SAW YOU FLIRTING with that young woman...
Get in there... My bridge club wants a few words with you

Now, first, on your knees and apologize

My partner will have a few  points to make on your bottom..

 as will one of my opponents with her paddle

 but her partner prefers to use the cane

as will a few other ladies present today

 bottoms up