CPR reminder

As a public service  to all, it is good to refresh on how to give CPR when the emergency arises.

This little video from a lingerie site will definitely keep most  men's attention to the detail and wealth of instructions provided.!

I recommend watching at least twice a day until you have the sequence memorized....OOPS!!!

But CPR is good to know...

yes, it is, and you should know I speak fluent hair brush!!!

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inspirational thoughts

This idea came from a tumblr site, but was adapted for TTWD

So  for your good laugh, here is prototype 1.0 for the world's first portable HANDS FREE telephone. It is currently in Beta testing. It can be used while you drive... :)

a Good spanking : let the dancing feet begin

and redden that bottom

and a good  and/or great orgasm

and all is well in the world...
site has some neat things, but some beyond my personal tastes:

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smiles for the day

Smiling certainly beats any alternative, except laughing out loud.
What is the second most popular word:
that starts with a F and ends with a K.

Go pick something from our closet

and then we shall have some fun

Do you really know what calories are...

(they are actually : tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter every evening...)

 And I always thought it was sea air on a cruise ship that sewed my clothes tighter...

This is why spanking is so useful in spicing up ones married life, and keeping people on their toes

so the decision remains???

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caption writing

Taking an idea from Hermione:

What do you think she is saying to him at this moment in time?

While you are thinking, you can listen to Who's Sorry Now!!!!, by Connie Francis.

If somehow the embedded link does not play, then simply click on this link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjHJ_snG3RI

"You had your way, now you must pay, I'm glad that you are sorry now......."

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hav a fun weekend

A thought to make you smile...

 

 keep smiling
 but always be careful

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enjoy yourself

Here is a little reminder from the past.... Guy Lombardo and His Royal Canadians

here are the lyrics:

You work and work for years and years, you're always on the go
You never take a minute off, too busy makin' dough
Someday, you say, you'll have your fun, when you're a millionaire
Imagine all the fun you'll have in your old rockin' chair

Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as a wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it's later than you think

You're gonna take that ocean trip, no matter, come what may
You've got your reservations made, but you just can't get away
Next year for sure, you'll see the world, you'll really get around
But how far can you travel when you're six feet underground?

Your heart of hearts, your dream of dreams, your ravishing brunette
She's left you and she's now become somebody else's pet
Lay down that gun, don't try, my friend, to reach the great beyond
You'll have more fun by reaching for a redhead or a blonde

Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as a wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it's later than you think


One alternate verse:
You worry when the weather's cold,
You worry when it's hot.
You worry when you're doing well,
You worry when you're doing not.
It's worry, worry all of the time,
You don't know how to laugh.
They'll think of something funny
When they write your epitaph.

THE RELEVANCE:
Well, Cindy has not been well for over three weeks, fever, headaches, and finally emergency department in the hospital using a CT Scan found blood on the brain. Cindy was in hospital for six days, and a follow-up scan showed the blood is receding. Drugs have caused the blood to recede, and today was the first day without a headache. No new bleeding has been occurring we hope.

Follow-up testing will occur.

So, if and when Cindy is fit to travel, we will be driving  to sites we have yet to see in the USA and even Canada. Not certain when she will be deemed fit for air travel, but hopefully soon.

So, this blog will be a hit and miss affair, where I am now relaxed enough to start it up again, and may leave some posts for when we are on holiday.

You may have to wait for your spanking

 But when the waiting is over, the spanking will be effective for certain

 and the lecture will ensure that you understand and the relationship benefits form your being spanked..

 So, remember, the following words of wisdom... I certainly wish cindy had started spanking me on your honeymoon...

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thoughts for the day

One important idea fro a woman, when wanting to attract a man, might be explained in the next captioned photo. 

and once a man and a woman are a couple, the man should continue to frequently suggest going out for the evening, like when they were first courting..

However, your partner may have her own unique ideas before going out for the evening.

It is advised you co-operate fully to keep harmony in the relationship.

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be very careful

otherwise, your fate is determined

first the bath brush, and then the cane

 Seems about the right warmth and redness, don't you agree?

 Now stand in the corner for a while, and hope the neighbors don't see you!!1

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caption sunday

This photo intrigues me... 

Can you think of a caption that a person might be saying when they enter the office to talk to this man...

or:

Can you think of a response he is giving to the surprised look that the person entering the office has given him...  { like: yes, furniture is quite expensive this season but we did have a bumper crop of women}

Lastly: can you explain the wooden duck on one woman's back, and the wooden elk on a different woman's back???

I will give you the name of the tumblr site I found it on in another post...  it is a site showing vintage photos...

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Can you believe these old cigarette advertisements

APPALLING

It actually said your throat protected!!!!
How about this one:

 We could only wish that this next woman had been at one of the advertising meetings where these advertisements were conceived..

Some things do change for the better. Can you imagine why  these ads were ever allowed...

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Friday the 13th warnings

Captioned thoughts for the day: be very careful!!!, or you may be experiencing one or more of these captioned events!!! .

obviously the next photo is the follow-up

and remember, at least your partner(the spanker) should be having fun

 and the thought that could send chills through the man

always be wary if seeing another man spanked...

so

 do as she says... it can only get worse if you don't

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Another fun day

I always wonder what I do wrong, but have found a method to circumvent the problem.

The problem... To get a gif to work on  my blog.

I find a gif on another site, and right click to save it. I save it as a gif file.

When I try to upload it to blogger, it is only a stationary picture

Thus, my method is leave it open in one window, open a new window that has blogger open with a new post, sand then drag and drop it onto the post.

If the above gif is working, then all is well.

ooops...

yes dear

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spanked as foreplay

As many readers may know, we sometimes use spanking for disciplinary reasons, but more often than not use spanking as a part of foreplay.

Being retired, sex in the afternoon is really a lot of fun, when we are both refreshed and not in any way tired.

Yesterday had Cindy taking a bath, and then we cuddled and fondled. Cindy after a few minutes, stated she would like me to get her something leather to use to spank me.

I retrieved the leather metal studded heart shaped paddle, and a five finger leather strap.

Cindy sometimes jokingly complains that my erection is going to disappear, and has a little kissing and sucking first, much to our mutual delight.

Cindy then patted her lap, and I took of f my pants and panties that I had put on earlier, knowing we were going to have some fun in the afternoon. . She then proceeded to use the heart shaped paddle with enthusiasm. In addition, to always keep me guessing, she only spanked one cheek for about twenty spanks, before moving to the other cheek. I was getting worried as the effectiveness  was becoming intense... and seeming that it was not going to stop.

You might have guessed, but now the other cheek got the exact same one-sided attention. Makes me wonder if Cindy has looked at my blog lately, specifically a posting about a one cheek spanking.

Fortunately, Cindy then switched to alternating cheeks for the next many spanks. When she stopped, she stated what I nice pink and rosy blush I had on my bottom. I am glad she likes to see both cheeks equally colored.

She then started with gusto using the leather fingered hand strap, and it was stinging with every spank, and certainly getting a reaction from me that Cindy enjoyed. This continued for quite a number of spanks, and I am reasonably certain my feet were dancing, and some bum clenching to unconsciously try to lessen the target.

Having gone a long while without any spanking, except for one a week ago, it has probably been  two months with only one spanking. Your bottom can really soften up, and any spanking is very effective.

ASIDE: the advantage of using two different implements is that they give entirely different feels while being spanked. The leather heart shaped metal studded really thudded in, and the tip did a dance on the far side of my bottom. A day later the marks from the tip were still there.  The finger strap was a very intense sting! Both entirely different than a wooden bath brush...

We then proceeded to make love, and my penis sprang back to life after cowering away during the spanking. We both had absolutely fabulous orgasms, and cuddled afterwards. That evening,w e went out for dinner, and had a great meal as an afterglow for a fabulous afternoon.

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